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Hi there, I'm Your Modest Guru and I've come today to talk about a trend of filmmaking that is destroying the profitable business world of Hollywood. The Saw film franchise will simply not die, this is becoming apparent with the recent release of the sixth installment in the series and preparations being made for seven and eight. Though the torture experts involved with making the films have said that the series will conclude with the eighth chapter, mankind still lives in fear that another redundant movie might just rise from the ashes and rob the jacked up retards, splat pack junkies, and Alzhiemers victims who keep coming to the new Saw films knowing that they will be getting almost the exact same experience. Elaborate traps that do nothing but mindlessly mutilate, a plot that grows more tedious and intricate, and even good acting by Tobin Bell becomes more and more hard to stand as time goes on and money is wasted in developing these films and buying the tickets to see them.
If you're looking for relief, talk to your Doctor or local movie critic about Saw and other forms of torture porn. Known cures have been found in viewings of films like A Clockwork Orange and Rosemary's Baby. If you're going to desensitized to violence, shouldn't the violence at least be good? Whose to say? But there is one thing we know for certain: what we don't need is more Saw films. Indeed we don't. Less we wish to see the end a promising new generation of non cutters.
And now you know and knowing is half the battle. The rest Your Modest Guru leaves to you. Thanks for reading.
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