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Hi there, I'm Your Modest Guru and I've decided to talk about a mass delusion that has plagued many people in America and, even some from foreign lands. It's called The Birther Affliction. Now I would reassure those among my readers who are birthers that this is not meant to be offensive, but I honestly don't think anyone open minded enough to read my blog would be a birther.
The Birthers are people suffering from a most uncommon misconception that Barack Obama is not American born. They are convinced that he is in fact Kenyan. Also, after these claims are quickly disproven, the victims of BA often consider Barack Obama's native home of Hawaii not to be part of these United States. Should this phase occur, a brief study of geographical history is the best recommendation I can give you. Even though it seems like mentally challenged sheeple trying to slander our country's hightest power, it is in reality a massive form of paranoid schizophrenia caused by lack of faith in one's government, conflicting feelings over race and superiority, or the more effective and most deadly of causes: long exposure to Fox News.
If you suffer from any of these feelings, talk to your doctor, no talk to your psychiatrist now about your problems with the Birther Affliction. Many well known prescribtions have been established, such as excessive amounts of retalin and valium so as not to bombard congressmen with forged birth certificates you had no possible way of obtaining or accepting the fact that the Liberal party won after almost a decade of conservative bullshit. I think we can all be happy about that. Except you because you are insane. Live long and prosper.
So now you know and knowing is half the battle. The rest Your Modest Guru leaves to you. Thanks for reading.
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