Good is Bad says religious fanatics

"Up is down, black is white." - Eddie "The Dane" Dane

Okay very quickly, because I am sick and do not want to write in detail about more absurdities that piss me off.

Apparently a fanatical religious organization (I can't remember which one, too many to count) believes that the gay community's recent crusades against children bullying is some kind of sinful agenda that will make America's youth a flock of freakin' fairies. Yes, you know what this means readers. You know what this means America. Bullying is now the surest way to stay on the straight (as in sexuality) and narrow (as in genitalia) path to eternal paradise. Children! Children all across the world bully each other as much as possible, kindness and respect for one another will only make you as queer as a sold out Ricky Martin concert! Be angry, be violent, be bullies, and you will be SAVED!!! I can already feel the lord's everlasting bliss bestowed upon me as I dunk this 11 year old's head into a toilet and t-bag his brother. Praise the lord!

For those who weren't completely disgusted and were aware of my utter sarcasm, I must say that this whole notion is crazy. This religious group is not quite Westboro Baptist level, but crazy is still crazy. Seriously, are they that against people loving who they want to love that when the gays are doing something extremely positive it must be marked as something ungodly? Are they really that low? By saying this they are indeed saying that they would rather have bullies than gays trying to stop bullying. It just continues to show that too many of these groups use the name of a deity to commit their own selfish deeds. It's just...stupid! The only one doing anything wrong are these fanatics, because they are in fact doing nothing but bitching about people actaully doing something right. For those who believe in the actions of these fanatics, there really is nothing at all I can do to sway you from these delusions of holiness you seem to have haloing over your head so I will just say why don't you just pretend that whatever little man in the sky ruling your universe will hurt the ones you hate when their time comes and just mind your own damn business.

This has been more proof that this world won't get better delivered by Your Modest Guru. Thanks for reading and to anyone with a cold, I'm right there with ya.