"Gossip is charming. History is merely gossip ... But scandal is gossip made tedious by morality." - Oscar Wilde
Okay just jumping straight into subject I have to ask any young, oddly enough young role models for teenage girls who are no doubt reading this blog, what are you thinking? I mean even if you're drunk I would think you'd be a little bit sensible. You are famous, everyone is watching you, many young and obviously confused girls look up to you. So is it a really good idea to let someone you may or may not know all that well take pictures of you naked? You may have trouble answering this question so I will do it for you. The answer to the question is NO YOU SHOULD NOT!!!
I am of course talking about two of our favorite young Hollywood honeys Vanessa Hudgens, star of the unnatural disaster High School Musical, and Ashley Greene, star of the female orgasmic film adaptation of Twilight. The two were both caught in photos under pretty risque circumstances...And by that I mean they were shaking their shit in front of an iPhone. Now I don't know if it was their phones or not, but, and this is the better question, even if it was theirs or not wouldn't it have crossed their minds that somehow, some way it would be leaked to the public. I can see it now: droves of obsessive High School Musical fans burning their CDs and erasing their Hudgens sung songs and the vast legions of crazed Twilight fans painfully scratching out Greene's face from their film merchandise in shame. Oh the humanity. Oh yeah and I don't know whether Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana was caught in some provocative photos but if she has been I'm not going to talk about them. Why you ask. Because that would imply that I've seen them which would implicate me in child pornography charges due to her being a minor...And nobody wants that.
Look you're all probably a little smart, so don't go parading yourselves around like this. You're celebrities now. You've signed away your privacy. YOU BELONG TO US MIND, BODY, AND ESPECIALLY SOUL!!! Sorry, that was weird. To be fair to Ashley Greene, Twilight will not be hurt by her scandalousness due to the fact that she isn't a huge star like say the mega fine Kristen Stewart. But Vanessa Hudgens is a main star of High School Musical. So in a way, and as much as I don't care, her actions are putting a stain on that oddly popular franchise. You can see what stupidity can do. And these two, they look hot but they don't look dumb. I'm sure they were aware of the Britney Spears and Paris Hilton sex tapes that brought down what small respect they had to the public and gained them infamy. If those mistakes didn't teach them a lesson than they must have just been drunk or not careful. Both Hudgens and Greene are suing whoever it is that leaked said photos. This makes them comparable to the suing college kids from Borat who sued because they were shown to be dumbasses.
It's stupid but everybody's talking about it so I thought "why not you throw your hat in the ring."
This has been a look at two class acts from Your Modest Guru. Thanks for reading.
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